Retirement Titles | Aging/ Retirement Quotes
Age Is A Very High Price To Pay For Maturity
Don't Worry About Wrinkles They're Just Antique Smiles
God Made Some Of Us Perfect The Rest Of Us He Gave
Growing Old Is Mandatory; Growing Up Is Optional
Holding Back The Years
I Don't Want To Grow Up
I'm Aging Like A Fine Wine, I'm Getting
Complex And Full-Bodied
I'm Having A Senior Moment, I'll Be Back Soon. I Think!
I'm Not Old ... I'm A Vintage Year
I'm Not Old... I'm Chronologically Gifted
It Is Easier To Get Older Than It Is To Get Wiser
It's Not How Old You Are, But How You Are Old
Middle Age Is When Broadness Of The
Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places
My Get Up And Go Has Got Up And Went
Over The Hill
Over The Hill And Still Running Wild
Retired But Not Tired!
Retirement: Twice As Much Husband, Half As Much Money
Retirement: When You Stop Making A Living And Start Making A Life
So Many Candles . . . So Little Cake
The Age Of Innocence
The Golden Years
The More Candles, The Bigger The Wish.
The Trick Is To Live A Long Time Without Growing Old
We Mourn The Passing Of Your Youth
You Are Only Young Once, But You Can Stay Immature Indefinitely
You're Like Fine Wine... Aged To
You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better
You're Not Old...You're Chronologically Gifted
"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job."
~ Ella Harris
"Don't simply retire from something; have something
to retire to." ~ Harry Emerson Fosdick
"Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of
just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and
not bothering." ~ Pooh's Little
Instruction Book, inspired by A.A. Milne
"I don't believe in aging. I believe in
forever altering ones aspect to the sun." ~Virginia Woolf
"I enjoy waking up and not having to go to
work. So I do it three or four times a day." ~
"I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income."
~ Gene Perret
"I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!" ~
"In dog years I'm dead." ~ Author Unknown
"It's hard for me to get used to these changing
times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was
"Life begins at retirement." ~
"Maturity begins when we're content to be right about
something without finding it necessary to prove that someone else is
wrong." ~ Barbara Johnson
"Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and
fun is a lot more work." ~Author
"O day after day we can't help growing older. Year after year
spring can't help seeming younger."
~ Wang Wei
"Retire from work, but not from life."
~ M.K. Soni
"Retired is being twice tired, I've thought. First tired of
Then tired of not." ~ Richard Armour
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. Then
I was sixty-five I still had pimples."
"Retirement is like a long vacation in Las
Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully
that you run out of money." ~ Jonathan
"Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without
worrying about getting caught at it." ~
"Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat
race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese."
~ Gene Perret
"Retirement kills more people than hard work ever
did." ~ Malcolm Forbes
"Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache...
unless you play golf." ~ Gene Perret
"Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and
say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
~ Gene Perret
"The best time to start thinking about your retirement
is before the boss does." ~ Author
"The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without
spending money." ~ Author Unknown
"The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's
at what income." ~ George Foreman
"There are some who start their retirement long before
they stop working. " ~ Robert Half
"When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to
pieces. Women go right on cooking."
"When you retire, think and act as if you were still
working; when you're still working, think and act a bit as if you
were already retired. " ~ Author Unknown
"When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one
who hired you to the one who married you." ~