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Titles

A Dogs Best Friend Is Human
A Dog's Life
Assistant To My Dog
Bad Dog
Bark In The Park
Barking Up The Wrong Tree
Beauty And The Beast
Bow Wowing The Night Away
Canine Crime
Cats Rule And Dogs Drool
Dog Day Afternoon
Dog Days Of Summer
Dog Gone And Done It
Dog Gone Cute
Dog Gone Good
Dog Is Man's Best Friend
Dog Wash
Doggie Pals
Dogs Have Masters... Cats Have Staff
Dogs Think They're Human And Cats Think They're God
Even Dogs Like Halloween
Every Dog Has It's Day
Feeding Time
Footprints On Our Hearts
Friends Fur-Ever
Fur Ever Friends
Furry Friends
Good Dog
Having A Dog Gone Good Time
Home Is Where The Dog Is
How Much Is That Doggy In The Window?
If You Can't Run With The Big Dogs, Stay On The Porch
I'll Get You My Pretty And Your Little Dog Too
I'm Im'paw'sable
In The Dog House
It's A Dog's Life
Let Me Get This Straight, My Grandchild Is A Dog
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
Licks Of Love
Love Me, Love My Dog
Lucky Dog
Man's Best Friend
No Bones About It
Official Dog Walker Warning We Make Frequent Stops
Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?
Pitter Patter Of Little Paws
Pond Puppy
Pound Puppy
Puppy Chow
Puppy Love
Puppy Perfect
Raining Cats And Dogs
Real Dogs Carry Papers, They Don't Have Them
Silly Dog
The Dog May Invite You In, But The Kids Will Scare You Away
The Life Of A Dog
Visit To The Vet
Who Let The Dogs Out? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who's In The Doghouse?
Woof Woof
You're So Dog-Gone Cute 

Quotes 

"A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion." ~ Washington Irving

"A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such." ~ John Holmes

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself." ~ Josh Billings

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. " ~ Robert Benchley

"A Pekingese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion." ~ A A Milne

"Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on." ~ Colette

"Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads." ~ Harry S Truman

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." ~ Sue Murphy

"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace." ~ Milan Kundera

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." ~ Dave Barry

"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end." ~ Max Eastman

"Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart." ~ Dorothy Hinshaw

"Everyone needs their own spot." ~ Robert Whalem 

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." ~ Author Unknown

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg." ~ Abraham Lincoln

"How's it going Mr. Peterson?" - Woody "It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear." ~ Norm from Cheers

"I named my dog 'Stay'... so I can say 'Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.'" ~ Steven Wright

"I strive to be the person my dog thinks I am." ~ Author Unknown 

"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive." ~ Gilda Radner

"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better." ~ George Bird Evans

"I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done." ~ Steven Wright

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." ~ Rita Rudner

"I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree." ~ Dana Burnet

"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." ~ Andy Rooney

"If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people." ~ Karel Capek

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater... suggest that he wear a tail." ~ Fran Lebowitz 

"If you can't decide between a Shepherd, a Setter or a Poodle, get them all ... adopt a mutt!" ~ ASPCA

"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either." ~ Author Unknown 

"In dog years I'm dead." ~ Author Unknown 

"It takes a strong minded human to appreciate a string-minded dog!" ~ Mary Webber

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." ~ John Steinbeck

"J'embrasse mon chien sur la bouche!" (I kiss my dog on the mouth.) ~ Author Unknown

"Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." ~ Lewis Grizzard

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." ~ Henry Wheeler Shaw

"My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!" ~ Craig Shoemaker

"My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing." ~ Lonzo Idolswine

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." ~ Joe Weinstein

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives." ~ Rita Rudner

"My little dog, a heartbeat at my feet." ~ Edith Wharton

"Never stand between a dog and the hydrant." ~ John Peers

"No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has." ~ Will Rogers

"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich." ~ Louis Sabin

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." ~ Christopher Morley

"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?" ~ Homer from the Simpsons

"Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well." ~ Bonnie Wilcox 

"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." ~ Franklin P Jones

"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." ~ Author Unknown

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." ~ Andrew A. Rooney

"The biggest dog has been a pup." ~ Joaquin Miller

"The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man." ~ Robertson Davies

"The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic." ~ Henry Ward Beecher

"The more people I meet the more I like my dog." ~ Author Unknown

"The nose of the Bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go." ~ Winston Churchill

"There is nothing so pure as a dog's greeting: it is the definition of honesty." ~ From "A Dog's Book of Truths" 

"There's not much you can do with a terrier, ma'am." ~ Los Angeles dog trainer

"They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation." ~ Jerome K. Jerome

"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane." ~ Smiley Blanton

"To err is human, to forgive, canine." ~ Author Unknown

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog." ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower

"When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?" ~ Anonymous

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." ~ Edward Abbey

"When old dogs bark, it's time to watch out." ~ Author Unknown

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies." ~ Gene Hill 

"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'" ~ Dave Barry

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement." ~ Snoopy

"You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother." ~ Rick Horowitz