Aging/ Retirement Titles | Aging/ Retirement Quotes

Titles

Age Is A Very High Price To Pay For Maturity
Classified Antique
Don't Worry About Wrinkles They're Just Antique Smiles
God Made Some Of Us Perfect The Rest Of Us He Gave Hair.
Growing Old Is Mandatory; Growing Up Is Optional
Holding Back The Years
I Don't Want To Grow Up
I'm Aging Like A Fine Wine, I'm Getting Complex And Full-Bodied
I'm Having A Senior Moment, I'll Be Back Soon. I Think!
I'm Not Old ... I'm A Vintage Year
I'm Not Old... I'm Chronologically Gifted
It Is Easier To Get Older Than It Is To Get Wiser
It's Not How Old You Are, But How You Are Old
Middle Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places
My Get Up And Go Has Got Up And Went
Over The Hill
Over The Hill And Still Running Wild
Retired But Not Tired!
Retirement: Twice As Much Husband, Half As Much Money
Retirement: When You Stop Making A Living And Start Making A Life
So Many Candles . . . So Little Cake
The Age Of Innocence
The Golden Years
The More Candles, The Bigger The Wish.
The Trick Is To Live A Long Time Without Growing Old
We Mourn The Passing Of Your Youth
You Are Only Young Once, But You Can Stay Immature Indefinitely
You're Like Fine Wine... Aged To Perfection
You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better
You're Not Old...You're Chronologically Gifted

Quotes

"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job."  ~ Ella Harris

"Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to."  ~ Harry Emerson Fosdick

"Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering."  ~ Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.A. Milne

"I don't believe in aging. I believe in forever altering ones aspect to the sun." ~Virginia Woolf

"I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work.  So I do it three or four times a day."  ~ Gene Perret

"I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income."  ~ Gene Perret

"I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!"  ~ Author Unknown

"In dog years I'm dead." ~ Author Unknown

"It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." ~ George Burns

"Life begins at retirement."  ~ Author Unknown

"Maturity begins when we're content to be right about something without finding it necessary to prove that someone else is wrong." ~ Barbara Johnson

"Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work."  ~Author Unknown

"O day after day we can't help growing older. Year after year spring can't help seeming younger." ~ Wang Wei

"Retire from work, but not from life."  ~ M.K. Soni

"Retired is being twice tired, I've thought. First tired of working,
Then tired of not." ~ Richard Armour

"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous.  Then I was sixty-five I still had pimples."  ~George Burns

"Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas.  The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money."  ~ Jonathan Clements

"Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it."  ~ Gene Perret

"Retirement:  It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese."  ~ Gene Perret

"Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did."  ~ Malcolm Forbes

"Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf."  ~ Gene Perret

"Retirement:  That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever." ~ Gene Perret

"The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does."  ~ Author Unknown

"The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money."  ~ Author Unknown

"The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income."  ~ George Foreman

"There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working. " ~ Robert Half

"When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces.  Women go right on cooking." ~Gail Sheehy

"When you retire, think and act as if you were still working; when you're still working, think and act a bit as if you were already retired. " ~ Author Unknown

"When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you." ~ Gene Perret